one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
(via hotboyproblems)
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
(via the-holiday-club)
Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green
(via meesterseth)
Will Grayson, Will Grayson - John Green
(via meesterseth)
(Source: aloneincrimson, via supfucks)
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)
I don’t want anyone to ever touch me ever again
I just want you to come home.
Does anyone else realize how deeply our choices affect us? I mean, think about it. You make one choice, but where does the other choice go? Does it go into another, parallel universe? What happens to it???
Do you think the phrase, “aye, aye Cap’n” was a way pirates made fun of their captain because he wore an eyepatch?
can birds pee?
thecouscousqueenspersonalbutler:
If you fuck your clone, is it sex, incest, or masturbation?
To my guy friend who just tried to get it on with me.
Thanks for making me feel relatively attractive.
That was nice of you. Really.Now never do it again.
(Source: dangerousmindscollide)