sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via hotboyproblems)

secretly-john-watson:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thestupidsunflowerseed:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

I want to know that I’m not alone in this…

Every single day

every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one

24/7

(via the-holiday-club)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

untamed-happiness:

I don’t want anyone to ever touch me ever again 

timegrowsbolder:

I just want you to come home.

luckycharmsprincess:

Does anyone else realize how deeply our choices affect us? I mean, think about it. You make one choice, but where does the other choice go? Does it go into another, parallel universe? What happens to it???

matttimpgod:

Do you think the phrase, “aye, aye Cap’n” was a way pirates made fun of their captain because he wore an eyepatch?